Dear Facebook Users,
Please forgive me for saying that I see a huge spike in the whiny posters as of late. Now, saying this I understand I have been guilty at times due to alcohol, or extreme anger. Yet, it still gets on my last fucking nerve to see repetitive updates that are so similar from little emotional wrecks. It isn't that venting isn't allowed. Be a unique poster at least for goodness sake.
1)
Here's a shout-out to all those out there on inter-web land who post nonstop about how its the fault of an entire gender that you've made piss poor life choices. Guess what if you have to post this once or twice every few weeks, or days, ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!! The ownership of a penis or vagina isn't a good gauge of personality traits. What is a good gauge is how often you fucking whine about it on your social media site. My numb-nuts gauge for you all is hitting a 7.1 on the Richter scale. (too soon?)
2)
I know you are happy about the new lady and/or fella in your life. Feel free to post cool awesome stories about the silly stuff you two have done or talked about. DO NOT post how much you love one person every half hour for weeks, months, years & Eons. You make your love seem like an annoying subject to be dealt with rather than celebrated by friends and family. This holds true for your heart-broken sob marathon every few days when you two love birds have played rock-em sock-em robots with each others gentle emo teeny-bopper emotion innards. STFU
3)
If you have body slammed your way through 8 relationships in the past 6 months. Time to take a break and ask yourself what the hell your problem is. I am not saying the other person isn't a rabid asshat I am saying 8 asshats in a row might be a sign you should reevaluate your criteria, and increase your selectiveness beyond, "OMG he/she is not a troll, and he/she/it is agreeable to flirting with me." Get a grip stop it please. **this type usually is guilty of either 1 or 2, or both. **
4)
Anti-whatever assholes. If you do not choose to participate in any other religions, or beliefs available to the human race...do not participate. This also means pointing out the bad habits of a select few from a certain group makes you look like a douche bag. Muslims talking shit about Christians, and vice versa. Atheists talking shit about Christians, and vice versa. Republicans vs. Democrats. Pepsi vs. Coke. No one gives a shit about how you wanna turn the spotlight on the failings of others from another group. Hatred is hatred. Pointing the finger at the atrocities performed by people of a religion to prove your superior pushes your little ideal closer to hate-monger status as well. I hate political correctness, but i am a firm believer in if you "don't got nothing nice" to say close your gaping maw of a mouth or blog about it .
I guess the moral of this little story is if you are gonna piss and moan make it interestingly different than the thousands of dipshits faithfully spewing this gutter slop out of their genital nibblers. I would rather see "I hate my family because they all took dumps in the living room" rather than "FML :( ." See how engaging the first quote is???? Its because I'm classy and formerly guilty of a third of these.
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13.4.11
13.2.11
The State of Love Address
After nearly 33 years of being an observer of the human condition, I have decided love is the shit. I went through my phase of detesting love & any signs of love others displayed. I went through the "Hey!! I love everything and everything is perfect" stage. I think the current stage is a happy middle ground. I am no longer delusional enough to hate love because of my lack of it, and I am the first to recognize loving everything is perfectly annoying.
I have to thank the people I do love for making this place tolerable and ridiculous. It has taught me that loving for the sake of the good times it brings is worth it. It might not make a shitty day into a great day, but it gives me something else to think about. It made me aware of how closed I was before in both getting and giving.
In the past, I think that I wasn't able to "do unto others..." as the golden rule states. Masses of folks out there think that by focusing on what they want to the exclusion of others feelings is the best way to live. It isn't because all it is doing is digging a nice hole to bury your lonesome withered carcass in after your body follows your emotional lead and gives up. I just got tired of being a cranky old man decades before I was a cranky old man.
I also grew tired of latching on to the first fluttery eyelash that was pointed in my direction. I have a set of perfectly good eyelashes ...so I don't need winsome ones at a bar. It is as if either you cling or push nowadays. No one walks that fine line between those extremes. Why not cling to the ones that matter, and push those that are just useless "white noise" away?
As I normally do I will provide a list of things I find helpful....advice if you care to know it.
I have to thank the people I do love for making this place tolerable and ridiculous. It has taught me that loving for the sake of the good times it brings is worth it. It might not make a shitty day into a great day, but it gives me something else to think about. It made me aware of how closed I was before in both getting and giving.
In the past, I think that I wasn't able to "do unto others..." as the golden rule states. Masses of folks out there think that by focusing on what they want to the exclusion of others feelings is the best way to live. It isn't because all it is doing is digging a nice hole to bury your lonesome withered carcass in after your body follows your emotional lead and gives up. I just got tired of being a cranky old man decades before I was a cranky old man.
I also grew tired of latching on to the first fluttery eyelash that was pointed in my direction. I have a set of perfectly good eyelashes ...so I don't need winsome ones at a bar. It is as if either you cling or push nowadays. No one walks that fine line between those extremes. Why not cling to the ones that matter, and push those that are just useless "white noise" away?
As I normally do I will provide a list of things I find helpful....advice if you care to know it.
- Love unto others....- That's it just love people...not everyone, just the ones that inspire it in you. Don't expect it to come back just know that you showed it. That way your a step ahead of the rest.
- Don't bash love- This is simple...When you bash love it makes you seem fucking childish. Especially a day later when you're bouncing off Facebook walls about how in love you are.
- Love isn't a Life Map- Just because you love someone it isn't an "auto-pilot" button you can push to travel easily through life. Love even more than most things takes hard work. Anyone with a child knows this simple fact.
- Love Happens- Just like Shit Happens. You can attempt put it on an eventual "to do..." list, but sometimes you just gotta dive in. It changes the playing field, but sometimes even if we are unaware changing the playing field is what you both need.
- Love like it's the first time- Because it is each time is new, and different. Love even for those who have been there before is full of surprises.
There you go not to crazy, or necessarily comical, but it is how i feel today. Enjoy!
28.10.09
The Way Things Are....
I heard someone say today, "You will become everything you are supposed to be." That struck a chord with me.
The past couple months have been weird for me. I reconnected with someone i thought i had lost. I cant say we are back to the way we were, but I didn't think she would speak to me again. I am estatic with the fact we can still build something from the rubble of the past. I just cant help but hope that it holds more possibilities than it appears right now.
I am focused on getting my life straightened out. I am planning clearing out my debt, getting fit & healthy, and if feasible, living on my own. Right now, my income pales in comparison to my potential bills. I figure i would need 20$/ hour jsut to make it. I dunno if my math is off or if im jsut screwed. I may need a roomie but its way too soon for that search. My debt I am trying to focus on getting my car paid off so it reduces my current weekly bills, so i can focus on the older bills. blah blah blah
I guess my thoughts now are concerned with pushing myself forward day to day...regardless of the distractions. Get reenrolled in school even though im afraid to fail again. Keep showing the love i have and the positive outlook i am focused on keeping even if its too tough for others to deal with right now. Keep looking for jobs to help me make it on my own even with a shitty economy and time restraints. Keep working out when self esteem isnt my friend at times. Keep remembering that sometimes life makes u detour through shit to get you where you need to be. Keep being emotionally open though its not what i do well.
You know thats why that saying struck a chord with me because it describes my state of mind, my focus right now......"You will become everything you are supposed to be."
The past couple months have been weird for me. I reconnected with someone i thought i had lost. I cant say we are back to the way we were, but I didn't think she would speak to me again. I am estatic with the fact we can still build something from the rubble of the past. I just cant help but hope that it holds more possibilities than it appears right now.
I am focused on getting my life straightened out. I am planning clearing out my debt, getting fit & healthy, and if feasible, living on my own. Right now, my income pales in comparison to my potential bills. I figure i would need 20$/ hour jsut to make it. I dunno if my math is off or if im jsut screwed. I may need a roomie but its way too soon for that search. My debt I am trying to focus on getting my car paid off so it reduces my current weekly bills, so i can focus on the older bills. blah blah blah
I guess my thoughts now are concerned with pushing myself forward day to day...regardless of the distractions. Get reenrolled in school even though im afraid to fail again. Keep showing the love i have and the positive outlook i am focused on keeping even if its too tough for others to deal with right now. Keep looking for jobs to help me make it on my own even with a shitty economy and time restraints. Keep working out when self esteem isnt my friend at times. Keep remembering that sometimes life makes u detour through shit to get you where you need to be. Keep being emotionally open though its not what i do well.
You know thats why that saying struck a chord with me because it describes my state of mind, my focus right now......"You will become everything you are supposed to be."
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